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March 19, 2007


Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — lj @ 1:16 pm

i hate when you ask someone a question, or you say something to them, and they reply with “HUH??”

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY NEXT BESIDES “HUH WHAT?”. Here are some alternatives which will serve to make me happier and lessen my hatred for you.

  • I can’t understand you, can you finish chewing before you speak?
  • I don’t understand what you’re asking, could you rephrase the question?
  • I understand your statement or question, and that is indeed unusual! I am perplexed!

    I spend all day on the phone wtih these halfwit customers who say HUH all day. My desk phone BLOWS and I don’t know WHAT they mean when they say HUH. Can they not hear me? Did they not understand my instructions? Do they just have an intelligence deficiency? BE MORE ARTICULATE, PLEASE.

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