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March 19, 2007


Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — lj @ 1:16 pm

i hate when you ask someone a question, or you say something to them, and they reply with “HUH??”

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY NEXT BESIDES “HUH WHAT?”. Here are some alternatives which will serve to make me happier and lessen my hatred for you.

  • I can’t understand you, can you finish chewing before you speak?
  • I don’t understand what you’re asking, could you rephrase the question?
  • I understand your statement or question, and that is indeed unusual! I am perplexed!

    I spend all day on the phone wtih these halfwit customers who say HUH all day. My desk phone BLOWS and I don’t know WHAT they mean when they say HUH. Can they not hear me? Did they not understand my instructions? Do they just have an intelligence deficiency? BE MORE ARTICULATE, PLEASE.


    1. Huh? :p

      Comment by jpec07 — March 19, 2007 @ 8:05 pm

    2. so this one time when i was like in third grade we had this neighbor, and all day everyday all you could hear her say was “HUUUH” wicked loud and nasally. you could hear it from in her house so one day my mom wrote her this letter asking her to improve her vocabulary or shut the fuck up. she never stopped. but she did throw trash in our yard. true story.

      Comment by thats_spoopy — March 19, 2007 @ 10:44 pm

    3. ‘huh’ is the out word for people who’s greatest aim in life is to lose themselves in front of 141 channels of satellite cable with a greasy bag of pork rinds. “aaaah,” they say. “This is IT!”. lol, it’s true. ^_^

      Comment by warmest_glow — March 20, 2007 @ 5:04 am

    4. and if you were canadian it would be “eh”!

      Comment by stopyelling — March 20, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

    5. what would it be if i was from baton rouge?

      Comment by zig_mover — March 20, 2007 @ 4:49 pm

    6. english, motherfucker, do you speak it? haha

      Comment by anonymous — March 22, 2007 @ 12:00 am


      Comment by zig_mover — March 23, 2007 @ 6:23 am

    8. I sort of like “Pardon?” It sounds better, and you at least get the suggestion that you should simply repeat what you said.

      Comment by devmo — March 20, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

    9. HU

      Comment by borgo — March 21, 2007 @ 6:03 am

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