www.neil.blog memo to myself. do the dumb things i gotta do. touch the puppet head.

March 25, 2007


Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 12:41 pm

March 19, 2007


Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — lj @ 1:16 pm

i hate when you ask someone a question, or you say something to them, and they reply with “HUH??”

YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY NEXT BESIDES “HUH WHAT?”. Here are some alternatives which will serve to make me happier and lessen my hatred for you.

  • I can’t understand you, can you finish chewing before you speak?
  • I don’t understand what you’re asking, could you rephrase the question?
  • I understand your statement or question, and that is indeed unusual! I am perplexed!

    I spend all day on the phone wtih these halfwit customers who say HUH all day. My desk phone BLOWS and I don’t know WHAT they mean when they say HUH. Can they not hear me? Did they not understand my instructions? Do they just have an intelligence deficiency? BE MORE ARTICULATE, PLEASE.

  • March 18, 2007

    boys and girls in america

    Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 10:15 pm


    March 9, 2007

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    Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 7:19 pm

    this post is dedicated to sean-michael dore, who shipped me a large box of vinyl to cheer me up when i was down earlier this week.

    yesterday i hung out with kelli, it was excellent, i can’t even say. i got sick from tsam’s, and i called in to work but they asked me to come in anyhow, but i got to sleep in a little, and it was like 40 degrees warmer than yesterday, and my adderall refill, and coming home to a box from my best friend of all these records that i’ve been wanting for years but not wanting to ebay, EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT

    i can’t wait til i get my taxes back so i can go out to LA, i miss him

    THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAN <3 also i miss rene. so i believe a trip to toronto is in order soon! also i might want to leave massachusetts; more on this later

    March 5, 2007

    reasons why i fully support seeing a CPA

    Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 6:42 pm

    GO SEE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT, unless you really know how to do your own shit. Did you know you’re qualified for a $30 credit just for having a cell phone? I DOUBT IT. It cost me $125 to have this guy do them, and it’s totally worth it (because I got over $800 back that I didn’t know I was qualified for). Goddamn.

    (also I am just thinking about how many bottles of wine this will buy)
    ((except too bad I just spent $3000 on a car!))
    (((let’s hang out soon)))

    i love everyone

    Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 2:03 am

    we obviously didn’t keep score. i kind of told everyone the wrong rules. i did get a strike, for real though!

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