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May 20, 2006

i’m a dinosaur somebody’s diggin’ my bones

Filed under: Uncategorized — lj @ 12:30 am

there is a yard sale at my house this weekend, organized by my parents. donations were solicited from people in nearby towns, so it’s a massive fundraiser for the boy scouts, usually raising over $2,000. anyways

i got a bunch of records and i will now tell you all of them
The Cars – Heartbeat City
Paul Simon – Graceland
Hall and Oates – H20
Cat Stevens – Teaser and the Firecat
Neil Diamond – Stones
Stevie Wonder – Innervisions
Quiet Riot – Metal Health
David Bowie – Young Americans

and also “The Impossible Dream – The Story of the 1967 Boston Red Sox.” I bet this one is so boring but it seems neat.

also “Basil Rathbone (who is this??) reads Edgar Allan Poe” (pit and the pendulum, cask of amontillado, facts in the case of m. valdemar) SWEET two of my favorite Poe stories

all of these records were $4 total

Also:
-some girl was lurking by my house all day, probably 10 yrs old, I guess her dad was at the yard sale earlier, and she goes “my dad said you’re gay” and i was like “tell your dad he can SMD”

-at the gas station yesterday the dude in front of me kept peeking backwards at me, and when he gets up to the counter he leans in to the cashier and jerks his thumb back at me and goes “i think bono is in line behind me, check that out”

-my dad said if i don’t like it i should get new pants

-when i was driving home tonight some asshole was honking at me because i guess i didn’t turn fast enough? so i opened my sunroof and gave him the finger, and he high beamed me.. and then threw a cup or a bottle of water at my car and it bounced off the roof and all the water went through my sunroof and it splashed all over my head

24 Comments »

  1. I guess her dad was at the yard sale earlier, and she goes “my dad said you’re gay” and i was like “tell your dad he can SMD” HAHAHAHAHAH. Amazing. This is the best entry ever. ;o)

    Comment by findyourescape — May 20, 2006 @ 4:55 am

  2. Neil you’re crazy

    Comment by lynettemexico — May 20, 2006 @ 4:56 am

  3. thnx!

    Comment by zig_mover — May 20, 2006 @ 3:33 pm

  4. I’m not gonna lie, that lest paragraph made me laugh. A lot.

    Comment by jeedai — May 20, 2006 @ 5:04 am

  5. *last

    Comment by jeedai — May 20, 2006 @ 5:17 am

  6. why did i read it twice?

    Comment by avion_perdu — May 20, 2006 @ 5:14 am

  7. why did i watch it twice

    Comment by zig_mover — May 20, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

  8. those kids told you to stop wearing yr sister’s pants

    Comment by nikkitr0n — May 20, 2006 @ 1:29 pm

  9. The best Hall&Oates album ever has to be Marigold Sky. Too bad you couldn’t find THAT at a tag sale. Oh and GO PISTONS!

    Comment by jaxygyrlie — May 20, 2006 @ 2:45 pm

  10. 1. why couldn’t i find it at a tag sale? is it rare? 2. why go pistons

    Comment by zig_mover — May 20, 2006 @ 3:34 pm

  11. As a huge movie buff, I feel it my duty to educate you about Basil Rathbone. 🙂 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_Rathbone http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001651/ By the way, you’re really cute and I have an enormous crush on you. 🙂

    Comment by anonymous — May 20, 2006 @ 4:13 pm

  12. i am glad i am anonymously crushed upon thank you for the basil education

    Comment by zig_mover — May 22, 2006 @ 3:20 am

  13. hhdkhfkjdshfkh, edgar allen poe / the cars / david bowie? you lucky boy.

    Comment by 19205168 — May 20, 2006 @ 4:21 pm

  14. you should wear courderoy pants, no one can call you bono and you will still look hot! also definitely some scores on those albums, wtg

    Comment by officeparty — May 20, 2006 @ 5:48 pm

  15. i have never thought about courderoy pants. tell me more.

    Comment by zig_mover — May 22, 2006 @ 3:19 am

  16. they are hot

    Comment by officeparty — May 22, 2006 @ 4:14 am

  17. link me to some good ones

    Comment by zig_mover — May 22, 2006 @ 4:44 am

  18. lol idk! im not a fashonista 🙁 dickies probably makes good oens though. you should ask timm maybe. also its probably too hot for cords now unless you made them cords cut-offs!

    Comment by officeparty — May 22, 2006 @ 4:50 am

  19. sweet david bowie!

    Comment by mollyfatale — May 20, 2006 @ 8:03 pm

  20. i know! for a quarter!

    Comment by zig_mover — May 21, 2006 @ 7:14 am

  21. lol @ bono

    Comment by whiskywaterkiss — May 21, 2006 @ 6:15 am

  22. pal, i really like your layout. would you give me the code or tell me where did you get it? i really appriciate. from argentina, axel. =)

    Comment by wheresmyluck — May 24, 2006 @ 5:18 pm

  23. thank you. my friend designed it a few years ago. i could send you an email with the code in it.

    Comment by zig_mover — May 25, 2006 @ 3:45 am

  24. would you send it to me to niggitz@gmail.com thank thank thank thank you 😀 -axel.

    Comment by wheresmyluck — May 25, 2006 @ 12:52 pm

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