there is a yard sale at my house this weekend, organized by my parents. donations were solicited from people in nearby towns, so it’s a massive fundraiser for the boy scouts, usually raising over $2,000. anyways
i got a bunch of records and i will now tell you all of them
The Cars – Heartbeat City
Paul Simon – Graceland
Hall and Oates – H20
Cat Stevens – Teaser and the Firecat
Neil Diamond – Stones
Stevie Wonder – Innervisions
Quiet Riot – Metal Health
David Bowie – Young Americans
and also “The Impossible Dream – The Story of the 1967 Boston Red Sox.” I bet this one is so boring but it seems neat.
also “Basil Rathbone (who is this??) reads Edgar Allan Poe” (pit and the pendulum, cask of amontillado, facts in the case of m. valdemar) SWEET two of my favorite Poe stories
all of these records were $4 total
Also:
-some girl was lurking by my house all day, probably 10 yrs old, I guess her dad was at the yard sale earlier, and she goes “my dad said you’re gay” and i was like “tell your dad he can SMD”
-at the gas station yesterday the dude in front of me kept peeking backwards at me, and when he gets up to the counter he leans in to the cashier and jerks his thumb back at me and goes “i think bono is in line behind me, check that out”
-my dad said if i don’t like it i should get new pants
-when i was driving home tonight some asshole was honking at me because i guess i didn’t turn fast enough? so i opened my sunroof and gave him the finger, and he high beamed me.. and then threw a cup or a bottle of water at my car and it bounced off the roof and all the water went through my sunroof and it splashed all over my head