My first hangoutdate with Lynette quickly went bad when within 30 seconds of pulling in to the Rochdale skate park that she wanted me to see, a cop was banging on my window asking what we were doing. He didn’t believe that I was just there to look at the park (I probably wouldn’t, either) and told me I could get in big trouble if her mom didn’t know where she was. He didn’t believe me that we weren’t there to have sex or “smoke dope;” when he found a mysterious bag in the back of his cruiser containing an empty soda can and a box (contents unknown to me) he was like ARE YOU SMOKING DOPE, NEIL? IS SHE SMOKING DOPE?
Lessons learned: don’t hang out with underage girls
at 12:30am
in sketchy skate parks
but seriously, threatening me with STATUTORY RAPE
totally unnecessary
Some day I will have a normal day
and not get involved with the police in one way or another
told you so. you should have had an adventure with circle cats.
Comment by whiskywaterkiss — March 21, 2006 @ 8:02 am
the moral of the story… Neil needs more friends his own age…
Comment by avion_perdu — March 21, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
oh lord. best story EVER! ♥
Comment by raincoatromance — March 21, 2006 @ 4:26 pm
Lessons learned: don’t hang out with underage girls Hahahahaha.
Comment by findyourescape — March 21, 2006 @ 5:34 pm
too bad the skate park wasnt in CT, or NH. crossing state lines would have added to the verbal abuse.
Comment by nomedigas — March 21, 2006 @ 6:22 pm
YEAH, WELL..WELL.. i’ll be eighteen in FIVE days so if we hang out you wont be hanging out with no underage girl.
Comment by mollyfatale — March 21, 2006 @ 6:26 pm
haha my ex boys mom wouldnt let me stay in the same room with him when i slept over because she thought my mom would sue them or something. also i was once caught in a parking lot with joe, and we were fully clothed and talking and the cops pulled him out of the car and searched him and kept asking me if i knew who he was, and whether i was there of my own volition.
Comment by twohourdrives — March 21, 2006 @ 6:50 pm
you underage girls are trouble!!
Comment by zig_mover — March 21, 2006 @ 6:59 pm
lynette…. short brown hair with a blonde spot in her bangs? Septum peirced?
Comment by hey_its_heather — March 21, 2006 @ 7:42 pm
hahaha, this sounds like a definition off the back of someone’s Scene Trading Card you know her?
Comment by zig_mover — March 21, 2006 @ 8:59 pm
you betcha
Comment by hey_its_heather — March 21, 2006 @ 9:37 pm
JAILBAIT!
Comment by radioxsurgery — March 21, 2006 @ 7:45 pm
SO ARE YOU
Comment by zig_mover — March 21, 2006 @ 8:59 pm
its not an issue of hanging out with underage girls its an issue of hanging out with them at weird hours , in weird places [i guess this is a note to everyone!] oh and maybe the weird girls too ;]
Comment by off_stage — March 21, 2006 @ 9:08 pm
Hahaha aw i feel like a lame-o sorry Neil :[
Comment by lynettemexico — March 21, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
Saw you commenting in fotobilder_user; love the username.
Comment by azurelunatic — March 24, 2006 @ 8:27 am
you know, sometimes i think about changing it, but having someone notice it every so often makes it worth keeping. also, lol@your icon
Comment by zig_mover — March 24, 2006 @ 8:36 am
AYB was my first encounter with the Scary Weird Internet, and I haven’t left yet. *grin* My best friend’s making a database for his dad. His dad’s got very specific UI requirements. The drop-down menu uses some of the test data I saw in the DB. And if you can’t whack the client/end-user over the head with a golf club, at least you can laugh at him…
Comment by azurelunatic — March 24, 2006 @ 10:31 am